The Reds will start throwing and hitting baseballs for real money in just a bit over 48 hours as of this publication and I for one am prepared to see them go. First pitch against the Washington Nationals is set for 4:10 on Thursday with The Mayor himself scheduled to consummate the ceremony.
So what are we lookin at here? How’s them Redboys? I gotta say, it smells an awful lot like 2009. I remember it being pretty repulsive back then, but I was a lot stupider.
The parallels are pretty fun though. Check it: my favorite player is a dude who wears no.